After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?”

“You'll know tonight,” he said.
That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled, “The meaning of dreams”
Marriage is a three ring circus ... engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering ...
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.”
A woman was telling her friend , “It is I who made my husband a millionaire.” “And what was he before you married him.” Asked the friend. The woman replied, “ A multi-millionaire”.