# From a commercial point of view, if Christmas did not exist it would be necessary to invent it.

# You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
# I once bought a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
# I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
# Even before Christmas has said Hello, it's saying 'Buy Buy'
# Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
# Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
# The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
# Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In our eyes, they are all 30 feet tall.
# Don't expect too much of Christmas Day. You can't crowd into it any arrears of unselfishness and kindliness that may have accrued during the past twelve months.
# Christmas is a time when you get homesick - even when you're home.
# He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.
# People can't concentrate properly on blowing other people to pieces if their minds are poisoned by thoughts suitable to the twenty-fifth of December.
# Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it.
(Source: slinky.com)