Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by. Each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? ""Each"" was the name of one of the men passing by.

There's a one story house that's all blue inside. The floor was blue, the lamps were blue, the walls were blue, everything was blue. So what color were the interior stairs? It's a one-story house, so there are no stairs.
What word looks the same upside down and backwards? SWIMS
Have you heard the saying what goes up must come down? Well what goes up and never goes down? Your age!
What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly!
If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift. Electric trains don't produce smoke
What runs around a house but doesn't move? A fence!
What kind of fish chases a mouse? A Catfish
What is a cat on Ice? A Cool Cat
Do you know why orange juice is so smart? It concentrates!
Two mothers and two daughters go to a pet store and buy three cats. Each female gets her own cat. How is this possible? There is a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter. The grandmother is also the mother's mother, so there are 2 daughters and 2 mothers, but only a total of 3 people.
What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush!
If one child has 6 2/3 sand piles and another has 3 1/3, and you combine them, how many sand piles do you have? One (if they are all combined, there is just 1 sandpile)
While on Safari in the wild jungles of Africa, Professor Claudia woke one morning and felt something in the pocket of her pajamas. It had a head and a tail, but no legs. When Claudia got up she could feel it move inside of her pocket. However, Claudia showed little concern and went about her morning activities. Why wasn't she concerned? She knew it was only a coin.
A horse is tied to a 20 foot long rope. The horse wants to get some water that is 30 feet away. The horse gets the water easily. How is this? The other end of the rope isn't tied to anything!
Here on earth it is always true, that a day follows a day. But there is a place where yesterday always follows today! What am I? The dictionary!