Did you hear about the wooden car with the wooden wheels and the wooden engine? It wooden go! -What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a rooster? A cockapoodledoo! -What do you call a pig with three eyes? A piiig -Where do mermaids go to see movies? The dive-in -Why don't bats live alone? They like to hang around with their friends -What do you get if you cross a daffodil with a crocodile? I don't know but I wouldn't try sniffing it! -Why did the dolphin cross the beach? To get to the other tide -What goes tick, tick, woof, woof? A watch dog -What did the digital watch say to the grandfather clock? Look pop, no hands -What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and the other watches cells

-What do you call a chicken at the North Pole? Lost.

-How does a pig go to hospital? In a hambulance.

-Why is a slippery pavement like music? If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.

-What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and quackers. -What would you see at a chicken show? Hentertainment