* What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up! * What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? Milk and quackers! * Why did the elephant eat the candle? He wanted a light snack! * Why is the letter "G" scary? It turns a host into a ghost * What has 4 eyes but no face? Mississippi! * What did the spider do on the computer? Made a website! * What letters are not in the alphabet? The ones in the mail, of course! * Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 789!

* Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because it felt crummy. * How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! * What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A little horse * Why did the sheep say "moo"? It was learning a new language! * What streets do ghosts haunt? Dead ends! * What is an astronaut's favorite place on a computer? The Space bar! * What exam do young witches have to pass? A spell-ing test! * Why did the boy eat his homework? Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake! * Why is Basketball such a messy sport? Because you dribble on the floor!