What is so fragile even saying its name can break it? Silence

What do moths study in school? Mothematics
What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter? Holes
What goes up but never goes down? Your age
What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly? Incorrectly
Why won't bikes stand up by themselves? Because they are two tired (too tired)
Why do sharks only swim in salt water? Because pepper water make them sneeze
Why do chickens lay eggs? If they drop them they break
When can you put pickles in a door? When it is ajar
Why is six afraid of seven? Because eight nine
What do you call your father-in-law's only child's mother-in-law? Mom
Why do lions eat raw meat? Because they never learned to cook
Why don't African animals play games? Because there are many cheetahs (cheaters)
What do you call a song about a car? A car tune (cartoon)
What's black and white and red all over? A zebra wearing too much lipstick
What is the largest ant in the world? Antartica
What is the largest living ant in the world? An elephant
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream? It split
Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion? I've rather have tiger eat lion
What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad? Ooops you don’t have 3 heads
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