How do you make instant elephant? Open the package, add water, and run!

If you took away an elephants trunk how would it smell? Trunk or no trunk it would still smell pretty bad!
What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? Ten after one!
What cheers you up when you are sick? A Get Wellephant card.
What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers? Cinderelephant.
What do elephants do for laughs? They tell people jokes.
What game do elephants like to play most? Squash.
Why do elephants wear red toenail polish? Oops, sorry, no polish jokes allowed.
Why do elephants paint their toenails red? So they can hide in a strawberry patch.
Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches? So they can jump out and stomp on people.
Why do elephants stomp on people? That is how they play squash.
Why did the elephant cross the road? To squash the chicken on the other side!
What is large and gray and goes around and around in circles? An elephant stuck in a revolving door.
What has 6 legs, 3 ears, 4 tusks, and 2 trunks? An elephant with spare parts.
What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.
What did the grape say to the elephant? Nothing, grapes can't talk.
What's the difference between eating an elephant or peanut butter? Elephant doesn't stick to the roof of your mouth.
How do you stop a charging elephant? Take away its credit cards.
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Look for elephant tracks in the butter.
How can you tell when an elephant is under your bed? Your nose is squashed against the ceiling.
If you see an elephant in your car, what time is it? Time to get a new car.
Why do elephants have grey skin? To keep their insides together.
How do you get down off an elephant? You don't, you get down off of a goose.
Who is the most famous male singing elephant? Harry Elephante.
Who is the most famous female singing elephant? Elephants Gerald.
(Source: azkidsnet.com)