If I was an artist, you would be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration! If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!
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Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
****** Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. *******
An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job. ******
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes. ******
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. ******* Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always been a headache! ****** In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong, 2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U... *******
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall. ******
FRiEND in different lanaguages... Iranian - DOST German - FREUND French - AMi Pinoy - KAiBiGAN Dutch - VREND Mexican - AMiGO
For me.. just simply ""YOU"" *****