How do you start a teddy bear race? Ready, teddy, go!

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig? A teddy boar!
Where do ants go for their holidays? Frants!
What do you call an ant from overseas? Impartant!
What medicine would you give an ill ant? Antibiotics!
What do you call a greedy ant? An anteater!
Who is the bees favorite pop group? The bee gees!
Why do bees hum? Because they've forgotten the words!
What did the bee say to the flower? Hello honey!
What is a parrot's favorite game? Hide and speak!
What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
Where do birds invest their money? In the stork market!
What is cleverer than a talking cat? A spelling bee!
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes!
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman? Frostbite!
What is a French cat's favorite pudding? Chocolate mousse!
What looks like half a cat? The other half!
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny!
What is the cat's favorite TV show? The evening mews!
What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have? A catastrophe!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree? A cat-a-logue!
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim? An octopuss!
Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better!
Why did the cat cross the road? It was the chicken's day off!
Why did the chicken end up in the soup? Because it ran out of cluck!
What do you call a crazy chicken? A cuckoo cluck!
Why don't chickens like people? They beat eggs!
What do chickens grow on? Eggplants!
Why is it easy for chicks to talk? Because talk is cheep!
Why did the chicken cross the ""net""? It wanted to get to the other site!
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning? An alarm cluck!
Why did the chicken cross the road half way? He wanted to lay it on the line!
What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence? Time to fix the fence!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up!
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money? To the prawn broker!
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys? He got lockjaw!
What fish only swims at night? A starfish!
Which fish go to heaven when they die? Angelfish!
Where do you weigh whales? At a whale weigh station!
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air? A seahorse!
Which fly makes films? Stephen Speilbug!
What is a mosquito's favorite sport? Skin-diving!
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist? To improve his bite