Laughter is certainly the best medicine. This simple gesture can do loads for a person emotionally and physically. Believing in this, I thought of going ahead and collecting a few funny riddles for you.

Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table? She was on a crash diet.
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly? Incorrectly.
Why are Teddy Bears never hungry? Because they are always stuffed.
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe? I'm stuck on you.
Why was the belt arrested? For holding up the pants.
What do you call a funny book about eggs? A yolk book.
What did the beach say when the tide came in? Long time no sea.
What did one potato chip say to the other? Shall we go for a dip?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards? Because the captain was standing on the deck.
What is the best thing to do if a bull charges you? Pay him!
Why can't you play basketball with pigs? Because they hog the ball!
Which football player wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head!
What did the outlaw get when he stole a calendar? Twelve months.
In which month do monkeys play baseball? Ape-ril.
How do rabbits travel? By hareplane!
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Why didn't the hotdog star in the movies? The rolls weren't good enough.
What is black and white and pink all over? An embarrased zebra!
What is the cannibals’ favorite game? Swallow the leader.
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots tell his students? Watch this closely. I'm only going to do this once.
Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister in the state of California? Probably not, since he's dead.
How many times can you subtract 5 from 25? Just once, because after you subtract anything from it, it's not 25 anymore.
Imagine you are in a sinking boat and surrounded by sharks. How do you survive? Just quit imagining!
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth? Mount Everest, of course.
(Source: buzzle.com)